Your Daily Dose


Welcome to my journal! This is the place where you'll get your Daily Doses of Dylin (8), A New Language called Jordyn (11) and the Mind Blowing Conversations with Tyler (12)!


Disclosure: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO READ!! Oh and my grammar stinks, but I don't really care. :)


Saturday, October 25, 2008

Daily Dose of Dylin


In case you didn't know... Dylin would like you to know that B.S stands for bull sh**. She says that if you want to use the word, but not have Mommy's get mad at you, you say B.S. But if no Mommy's are around than you just say, Bull Sh**.

Thanks Dylin.

Friday, October 24, 2008

You're NOT helping, Tyler!




If you know Jordyn, she is what we call our child that turned out most like her Mom! Yep, when it comes to school, Jordyn knew what the word ditch was in Kindergarten. She just doesn't like going to school to learn, she rather have recess & art all day. We struggle with her to not only go to school, but to actually make any effort & when it comes to studying for a test, OH MY, that is a wreck known to happen every Thursday night. Today she came home, I dug into her backpack right away. I had a twisted stomach all day as Jordyn had to study for 2 tests the night before. She was going to have a Nevada test & spelling. I was a wreck for her.

Well when I pulled her papers out of her folder, I screamed! Jordyn got a 100% on both tests & got a 100% on a reading comprehension test from Thursday. She also received the Citizenship award today. I was so excited. I called everyone into the room and made a huge announcement, made Jordyn feel so special (atleast I thought I was) and clapped & cheered. I said, we were going to do something very cool & special just for Jordyn tomorrow. That's when all the cheering stopped as Tyler pops up and says, "WAIT a minute, I get 100% all the time, I don't get NOTHING!" Thanks a lot Tyler, that really helped.

As I argued with Tyler, nearly a minute went by & I look over to find Jordyn asleep. She didn't even care either.

So I'm publicly posting, YEAH Jordyn!! Great job!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Are you proud of me?



So Dylin didn't clean up her mess infact this is what she said when she went to bed.

"I'm tired and since you are such a nice Mom you are going to do magic and clean it all up after I fall asleep."


So I did, and now it's all in my room and she's not getting any of it back for a LONG time.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Abracadabra


Dylin dropped something on the stairs while walking with Grandma Janice.

Dylin stopped and said abruptly, "pick it up."

Grandma said, "no you pick it up."

Dylin waved her hands around and said very wizardly, "abracadabra, make Grandma pick up my toy!"

Grandma responded, "abracadabra pick up your own toy!"

With a roll of the eyes, sure enough Dylin gave in.

All Mom's fault




Dylin is very well known for making huge messes and then conning everyone else into cleaning them up. Today's con went as this:

Me - "Dylin, you need to clean up your room if you want to do anything fun today."

Dylin - "I'm too tired!"

Me - "You just woke up, this is yesterdays mess." "Get in there."

Dylin - "Actually Mom, you need to clean it up cause you're mean."

Me - "Oh really why am I mean & why do I need to clean it up?"

Dylin - "Cause I got ALLLL my toys out to share with you and you aren't playing with them
and that's mean, cuz I was sharing & so now you need to clean them up."


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Kudos to Rick


He made up for leaving me the sick kid for 6 days, by waking up early Saturday morning to take Dylin out for breakfast, and this was the first time EVER that she looked like she could go out in public. Every other time, he lets her create her own outfits, (which yes I know how cute) but when you see those kids, you wonder, if she's a walmart baby or bet the Mom didn't see her before she left the house.

Friday, October 10, 2008

The MOST disgusting & hilarious pics!















Send me yours and I will post. Send to TyJnDsMama@aol.com








The ugly mom days


Dont you ever just feel like this? You try to stay sane but really you are covered in throw up, there is throw up on your couch, every towel, tile, your own bed, carpet, oh and on the toilet lid splattering all over the walls? But yet, you still don't complain & you still hold your daughter's hair for her, or pat your son's back while they puke all over the house in the middle of doing throw up laundry. Meanwhile you are instantly a single parent cause your husband is like a little kid that sees throw up or OH my gosh clean it up (ya right!).... will throw up himself! Take a deep breath & tell your self, It's all worth it!






Thursday, October 9, 2008

Are you giving your kids enough detention?

10pm Jordyn still isnt' asleep.

"Mom, can you please lay with me?"
"Jordyn, I thought Dad was laying with you?"
"No, he's laying with Tyler giving him all the detention."

"Jordyn, Tyler is sick. We lay with you & give you attention when you are sick."
"Well Tyler always gets all the detention cause he's older."

"Jordyn, No that's not true, you all get the same amount of attention."

"No, I never get detention!"

(Rick's taking her out tonight for one on one detention)







Daily Dose of Dylin - "Nutts or Lines?"


Apparently, Dylin still didn't get that girls don't have nutts.

Last night she told Rick, she has nutts.

Rick said, "Dylin only boys have nutts."

Dylin asked, "Well what do girls have then?"

Rick said, "You have a potty."

Dylin said, "Oh ya, we have that line."

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Mother Monkey, Tape & Dr. Oz...watch out Tyler!


Have you heard of pin worms? I hadn't until Dr. Oz, said that it is very common with kids.
Prime suspect..... kids who itch their butt....prime suspect in our house... Tyler!!
He always is itching his butt.
So how do you know if your kid has it???
The worms only come out at night, when it's dark.
You are supossed to tape your kids butt hole with scotch tape while they sleep & then
in the morning, see if you caught the mother worm.
So do you really think I didn't do this, of course I did.
I was thinking I would have to do it when Tyler was asleep, but nope, I told him about it and
he gladly bent over.
As uncomfortable as it sounds, he slept great & he DOESNT have pin worm, just an itchy butt.

Just think how many readers are going to go tape their childs butt hole tonight after seeing this pic! hee hee.




Just Look at my Balls!

One night Tyler was very sick & had a high fever. Grandma Janice asked, "Is Tyler's balls saggy?" "What!" we asked. She explained that when boys are sick, their balls get saggy & mushy due to their fever. Well what do you think? Of course I looked. Sure enough, Grandma was correct, and from now on... you can't help but look or notice when he's sick.
So time passed, everyone was healthy, but then Jordyn got sick and what do you think happened?? Of course, Jordyn said, "Mom look at my balls and see if I'm sick!"

Um, so I really couldn't post a picture for this one!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Your Daily Dose of Dylin





Our deal is with Jordyn, Dylin and our cute little neighbor Drew that they can play on the park for 1/2 hr. before Tyler & Jake's game starts and then they have to be good during the game....

Yesterday Jordyn was pushing Dylin & Drew on the swings, and Dylin said "Jordyn you need to push me on my back." Jordyn said, "Dylin, I'm pushing your butt so that I don't push you off the swing." Dylin replied in her load roar, "Jordyn, BUT YOUR HURTING MY NUTTS!" (thanks Drew!)

Just wanted to show off Tyler, he's pitching this season. First season of kid pitch! He's doing great. He still plays short stop too.