Your Daily Dose


Welcome to my journal! This is the place where you'll get your Daily Doses of Dylin (8), A New Language called Jordyn (11) and the Mind Blowing Conversations with Tyler (12)!


Disclosure: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO READ!! Oh and my grammar stinks, but I don't really care. :)


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Rebellious, just like her Mama

Dylin woke up Sunday morning head strong that she was swimming today. I said, "Sorry, but we have church soon, go get ready." As we walked into church the sun was shinning bright, bright enough that you could see this voluptuous booty shaking into church with hot pink polka dots shinning right through her dress.
She didn't exactly pick out the most discrete bikini. She looked like she had diapers on.

Rats Nest in the House

This is the bottle that is supposed to help us NOT have tangles, but after 4 weeks of Dylin & Jordyn's hair getting nastier to comb out, and the bottle becoming heavier, I said Dylin, "did you put something in this bottle." She said, "yes, everytime you say that our hair is more nasty, I go add more soap to make our hair cleaner."


Next weeks family lesson will be on respect....

This is a picture of Dylin's unicorn sitting on top of The Book of Mormon. I saw it and thought, "how cute, she has her unicorn reading the scriptures." Nope, Dylin said it's a pee pad so that her Unicorn can pee & poop on it & doesn't ruin the blanket.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mama day to me


Dylin & Jordyn wanted to scrub my feet, paint my toes & give me a massage. They set it up like a salon & I rotated to each station. The first one, they filled the tub up and scrubbed my feet, then Dylin was dying to paint my toes only after the nail polish removale job, she was tired & didn't end up painting & then Jordyn said no more massage because the toes took too long, she got tired of waiting. It was a good thought though girls, thanks.

At church the kids were asked questions about me, this is what they said...
1. Dylin fill in the blank - You know you're Mom loves you because? "I WAS BORN"
2. Jordyn - What does your Mom like to say... "Jordy"
3. Tyler - What is YOUR MOMS favorite thing to say? "Yes you can have a friend over today."
(huh, did we think the question was what is your favorite thing your mom says??)
4. Dylin - When does your Mom look the prettiest? "When she wears a skirt, shirt, bow & pink high heels."
5. Jordyn - What is your favorite food that your Mom cooks for you? "Rice"
(thanks jordyn for not saying in n out drive thru)
6. Tyler - Whats the funniest thing you ever saw your Mom do - "My Dad pushed her in the pool."
7. Dylin - Your Mom is happiest when?? "When I don't throw fits."
8. Tyler - What do you love about your Mom? - "She never embarrasses me!!"
(huge shocker, since I'm so loud at his games & I still come in and hug & kiss him at school & he tries to hide from me.)
9. Jordyn - You know your Mom loves you because? - "I'm her daughter!"