Duh, middle swear Mom!

me - "Dylin, why are you flipping me off?"

Dylin - "I'm not, I wanted to middle finger swear with you."

me - "What's that mean?"

Dylin - "Mom, you know (duh) like pinky swear, but lets middle finger swear."

Stinks when kids point out your old

Dylin stared at Grandma Janice's varicose veins, looked up at her & said, "Grandma are you cracking?"

Congrats to Paseo Verde Little League AA Dodgers!

We have been going strong with many weeks that consisted of 6 days a week in baseball or several days with double-headers. Tyler plays on a club team, The Wildcats & then his little league team, Dodgers. Our Wildcat team was split up inorder to play little league & so Dodgers had 2 of the coaches & 3 players and Angels team had 2 of the Coaches & 4 players. It's been a fun competitive, playful trash talking season! We of course =) ended the season going into the playoffs being no. 1 & Angels no. 2!!!
The final game in the tournament was none other than Dodgers vs. Angels! It was the bottom of the 2nd inning & we were down 8-2. Tyler's wildcat buddy Chase Houston was pitching great, but the Angels were on fire, hitting everything.
Tyler came in at bottom of 2nd with 2 outs, Chase had met his 75 max pitches. Tyler struck out 11 batters & we held the Angels, with only one more run in 5th inning. Dodgers finally woke up and closed the gap with the score 9-8 bottom of 5. Tyler met his 75 pitches... then John Lynam came in for Angels last ups & held them. It was bottom of 6, our last ups & we loaded the bases with only 1 out. Tyler was on first. John Platt came up to bat & hit a bomb into left field.
DODGERS WON!!! This game was more exciting than club ball games!
WAY TO GO TYLER!!!



Many props to the Angels. They were not only our great fun rivals, but the game after Dylin and I came back from UCLA, they presented a gift to Dylin for her bravery!
You rock Angels.

Rebellious, just like her Mama

Dylin woke up Sunday morning head strong that she was swimming today. I said, "Sorry, but we have church soon, go get ready." As we walked into church the sun was shinning bright, bright enough that you could see this voluptuous booty shaking into church with hot pink polka dots shinning right through her dress.

She didn't exactly pick out the most discrete bikini. She looked like she had diapers on.

Rats Nest in the House

This is the bottle that is supposed to help us NOT have tangles, but after 4 weeks of Dylin & Jordyn's hair getting nastier to comb out, and the bottle becoming heavier, I said Dylin, "did you put something in this bottle." She said, "yes, everytime you say that our hair is more nasty, I go add more soap to make our hair cleaner."

Next weeks family lesson will be on respect....

This is a picture of Dylin's unicorn sitting on top of The Book of Mormon. I saw it and thought, "how cute, she has her unicorn reading the scriptures." Nope, Dylin said it's a pee pad so that her Unicorn can pee & poop on it & doesn't ruin the blanket.

Happy Mama day to me

Dylin & Jordyn wanted to scrub my feet, paint my toes & give me a massage. They set it up like a salon & I rotated to each station. The first one, they filled the tub up and scrubbed my feet, then Dylin was dying to paint my toes only after the nail polish removale job, she was tired & didn't end up painting & then Jordyn said no more massage because the toes took too long, she got tired of waiting. It was a good thought though girls, thanks.

At church the kids were asked questions about me, this is what they said...

1. Dylin fill in the blank - You know you're Mom loves you because? "I WAS BORN"

2. Jordyn - What does your Mom like to say... "Jordy"

3. Tyler - What is YOUR MOMS favorite thing to say? "Yes you can have a friend over today."

(huh, did we think the question was what is your favorite thing your mom says??)

4. Dylin - When does your Mom look the prettiest? "When she wears a skirt, shirt, bow & pink high heels."

5. Jordyn - What is your favorite food that your Mom cooks for you? "Rice"

(thanks jordyn for not saying in n out drive thru)

6. Tyler - Whats the funniest thing you ever saw your Mom do - "My Dad pushed her in the pool."

7. Dylin - Your Mom is happiest when?? "When I don't throw fits."

8. Tyler - What do you love about your Mom? - "She never embarrasses me!!"

(huge shocker, since I'm so loud at his games & I still come in and hug & kiss him at school & he tries to hide from me.)

9. Jordyn - You know your Mom loves you because? - "I'm her daughter!" 

Grass isn't always greener on the other side....

Sometimes you can reach too far.......
And when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember.......
Not everyone who shows up......
Is there to help you!!!

5 weeks later.....22 hours total....

Jordyn has had her Hawaiian room since she was 3 so she wanted a change. I wasn't ready for one. I love her room & I'm sentimental about my paitings for each of my kids.
But she was clear that she wanted a rock star room with animal print for her birthday. She had no idea that I was going to do it. The second she left for school I was ripping her room apart. I had only one wall to do, piece of cake, ha! I rallied up Johanna & we went to work. Little did we know that the primer would suck the black paint in, and so every zebra stripe had to be painted 3-4 times each. So here it is.....

Happy Easter

Happy Easter!!

She might have a smile on her face in this picture, but she was MAD when she found her Easter basket & there was a soft pink bat in it. She wanted a real hard bat. Um, ya not a good idea. 
"Who put chocolate in my easter eggs?"

(dylin can't have chocolate, but she had Tyler, Jordyn & cousins waiting to trade her)

Kids can always cure your heartache

I was having a bad night. Dylin saw me crying. She left for a few minutes, came into my room and said, "Mommy, I'm sorry you are sad & I don't want you to cry so I'm giving you my favorite necklace & I drew you a picture with your NAME on it."

Drama Mama

If you're down, come to me... I can make you feel better.

Had to be at Sunrise Hospital with Dylin for testing @ 7:30am....

she was bent out of shape because I had to wake her up, she had to fast, and then walked out

to a dead car battery....

she's normaly cooperative during all her tests, but she's had it! (I don't blame her)

we ended up being there longer than planned due to her uncooperation.

After all that, we came home to water running down the drive way....

Yep, the hot water heater exploded.

Shut the water off for 4 hours - called my parents to rescue me.

Get a call from my doctor (whom I tell don't call me with any test results, I have a lot going on right now with Dylin's health) and says that I need a biopsy on my thyroid.

My parents come to the rescue....

As Rick & my Dad change out the water heater & my mom & sister Robin are consoling me after a hard month from medical hell...

water starts coming out of the stairs and onto the tile. (The water heater flooded under the stairwell.)

woke up to more water coming out of the walls in the family room.

Who knew a sledge hammer could accomplish so much therapy?!

Stop Yelling Across The House!!!

Dylin's Update

As many of you know, no time to blog due to Dylin's health problems.
I'm trying to update you as much as I can so please continue to visit her website for updates.
Thank you for praying for her!!
www.cureourdylin.org

Boobie-kinz

Yesterday Dylin says as she is looking at a picture of my butt in a bikini, "You're puffy!"

I said, "oh, ok, thanks."

Dylin says, "is that nice?"

I said, "well no Dylin it's not very nice to say things about people's bodies unless it's a nice comment."

Dylin, "Oh well you're not people, you're my Mom."

I'm laying here next to Dylin right now and she laid on my chest and says, "Your boobs are fat."

I laugh, ok.

Dylin says, "is that mean?"

I said, "No it's not mean, but like I said before you shouldn't make comments about peoples bodies and yes I'm a people."

Dylin says, "Ok well then I'll say you're boobs are medium, no I'll just say they are small cause then that is really nice."

Rick pipes in..."Actually Dylin you don't ever want to tell a girl their boobs are small."

Dylin says, "Well Daddy actually all girls have that pokey dot in the middle of their boob and it's small, so I'm right."

(Dylin calls her boobies - boobie-kinz)

M.I.A

As you have noticed, I haven't blogged for a few reasons...

1st Anytime I'm on the computer it is to coupon or to work continuously on the kids school yearbook.

2nd everything that is hilarious is extremely inappropriate. I tend to not have a filter  but for Mary's sake (my mom and yes I call her by her name sometimes, cuz saying "oh Mary" is just funny.) I want to blog everyday, but seriously if I could I would and just most Cenname household scenarios are rated R. 

Jordyn Archive

It was the day before Valentines Day. The school was selling Valograms. I had just picked up Jordyn from 1/2 day Kindergarten and remembered I needed to buy one for her and Tyler. I already had Dylin & Jordyn in the car and decided I'd lock the girls in the car, tell TWO parents that were still talking to watch my car and I'd run in to buy the Valograms. I told the girls to stay in their seat belts and I'd be right back but here was my phone to call Daddy if you needed him. I couldn't have been more than 4 minutes. I run back out, my friends say all if fine and I get into the car. Jordyn says, "Mommy there is a lady on the phone for you." I took the phone from Jordyn and said, "Hello?" "Mam, this is the 911 operator, we got a phone call from your daughter saying you locked her in the car and told her to watch her baby sister while you went shopping for Valentines, where are you located?" I said, "WHAT!?, No, I was outside my car at the school.... (interupted) "Where are you located?" "I'm at my kids school, but I'm leaving cause you're not arresting me in front of my kids school." I proceeded to talk my way out of it since the phone call was only a little over 2 minutes from the time Jordyn called and so somehow she believed my story. So do you think Jordyn got a Valogram????????!!!!!!!!!

Irony - Daily Dose of Dylin

Who would steal on Christmas Eve, from a church book store & happen to steal lip gloss that reads CTR (Choose the Right) ???

Daily Dose of Dylin

Tyler and Jordyn have NEVER liked fictional characters. We don't do pictures with Disney characters, Easter bunny, and of course Santa. Dylin on the other hand wasn't scared of them, she just didn't give a flip that they existed. Until this year! That little conning mind started thinking. Not only did we sit on his lap, but we called him, and told him we loved him. I said, Dylin, "Why do you like Santa all of the sudden?" "Well Mommy, Tyler told me that when kids are bad, they get sh** in their stockings.

Check your child's Homework

Always check your children's homework.
Mommy works at Home Depot and she was selling a snow shovel.
However, now the school thinks Mommy's a pole dancer.

Headache by Tyler

Tyler says you can multiple, divide, add or subtract any of the following numbers...... but you need to use all 5 and your answer should come to 14.
Send him a message in how you did it.

18, 22, 6, 9, 12

I gave up. I keep getting 13 or 15.

Ty's email: SpyTyCenname@aol.com

Stump you by Tyler

Tyler would like to know what you'd fill in the blank with.

Triangle - Circle - Circle
Triangle - Square - Square
Triangle - Square - ___?___

Daily Dose of Dylin

How in the world do you get your kids out the door not looking like this????

Tyler wants to know....

Why did we declare Independence in 1776, when the Revolutionary War didn't end until 1783?

How did we know we were going to win the war?

(Please post your answers or if you don't have a blog account, email him at SpyTyCenname@aol.com. His Mama can never answer these bizzare questions)

Seriously, who thinks like this? He does not know all the answers to his questions, his little crazy brain comes up with stuff like this that doesn't make sense to him, (or anyone).

**The picture is of Tyler & his buddy August pointing to their Great American Challenge Stars. This is the 5th Grade challenge for the kids to memorize & recite the Preamble to the Constitution, The Gettysburg Address, write out States & Capitals, National Anthem, Pledge of Allegiance spelled correctly, and recite the Presidents of the U.S in order. If you didn't catch that, it is for 5th graders, he did it in 2nd grade!
I can brag, because I can not take any credit... He didn't get his smarts from his Mama.

AHHH, there are two Dylin's!!

Who would have thought that Dylin would have competition in the quickest, wisest comebacks??

Camryn & Dylin aren't exactly the most reverent girls in church. Camryn's Mom & I are always having to remind, give the eyes, go out to the hall, and even the occassional drag outside. Well, it was Johanna's (Camryn's Mom) turn. She told her girls that they needed to be reverent and that they were in Jesus's home. Camryn sarcastically replied as quick as a whip, "Huh! Oh like he really lives here!"

(Oh and Johanna made Camryn's costume, those Gurr girls are really up-staging us lately!)

You'll be back to laughing again.....

Yes I've been slacking the past two weeks on my posts, but we have had SIX days a week of baseball. I'm exhausted, but happy to say it's now down to four!

Tyler just turned 9 and has done one GREAT job in school & baseball. I love you Ty.

Sometimes - By, Jordyn

A Tyler Archive

While taking a bath, Tyler started screaming. The type of scream that comes from a finger being cut off. I was paniking trying to figure out if he turned the water to hot, or what was the problem. When Tyler finally caught his breath, he said, "My butt is broken." What? " My butt is broken!" What do you mean, Tyler? "There is a hole & crack in it.

Daily Dose of Dylin

I took the kids to Town Square. If they were good in a few shops, they could play on the playground for a little while. Of course, anyone could guess that 20 minutes wasn't enough time for Dylin. So she set up a scheme. When it was time to go, she said, "I LOST MY CELL PHONE!"

"Mom, I'll go look in the maze." Nope, not there. Then she said, "Oh, I think I left it in the tree house." Meanwhile, after the third place, I sat back down on my bench and Jordyn & Tyler offered to help. Dylin then said, "Well lets run all around and see who can find it." After a few minutes I notice that Tyler & Jordyn are looking all around & Dylin is running around, going up and down the slides. I yelled over to them, and as I see Dylin walking toward me, she is pulling her shirt down in the front. I immediately knew, DUH! She never lost it.

I said, "Dylin, what's in your pocket?"

Dylin, replied "Nothing." (with a sideways smile on her face)

I said, "Dylin, lift up your shirt."

As she lifted it up, she says, "OH MOM, GUESS WHAT, I FOUND MY PHONE IN THE TREE HOUSE!"

"Really Dylin? hmmm? cuz, I think you have had it the whole time???"

Dylin quietly said, "No, I didn't."

I reminded her that lying was bad.

As quick as a whip, that little snot said, "Mom, I'm just kidding. It was a joke to you. I had the phone the whole time in my pocket, you just didn't like the joke and you are supposed to like my jokes!"

(The picture is of Dylin with my purse. She said, her purses aren't big enough for all her crap!)

Halloween Pictures

Tyler as Darth Maul, Jordyn & Dylin as Hannah Montana!


















My nieces Aleeya & Makenna as Killer Bees!


My sister in law Shea as a farmer with her
chicken Scottee & Egg Hadlee









My Brother Scott as Obama