Your Daily Dose


Welcome to my journal! This is the place where you'll get your Daily Doses of Dylin (8), A New Language called Jordyn (11) and the Mind Blowing Conversations with Tyler (12)!


Disclosure: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO READ!! Oh and my grammar stinks, but I don't really care. :)


Sunday, January 11, 2009

Jordyn Archive


It was the day before Valentines Day. The school was selling Valograms. I had just picked up Jordyn from 1/2 day Kindergarten and remembered I needed to buy one for her and Tyler. I already had Dylin & Jordyn in the car and decided I'd lock the girls in the car, tell TWO parents that were still talking to watch my car and I'd run in to buy the Valograms. I told the girls to stay in their seat belts and I'd be right back but here was my phone to call Daddy if you needed him. I couldn't have been more than 4 minutes. I run back out, my friends say all if fine and I get into the car. Jordyn says, "Mommy there is a lady on the phone for you." I took the phone from Jordyn and said, "Hello?" "Mam, this is the 911 operator, we got a phone call from your daughter saying you locked her in the car and told her to watch her baby sister while you went shopping for Valentines, where are you located?" I said, "WHAT!?, No, I was outside my car at the school.... (interupted) "Where are you located?" "I'm at my kids school, but I'm leaving cause you're not arresting me in front of my kids school." I proceeded to talk my way out of it since the phone call was only a little over 2 minutes from the time Jordyn called and so somehow she believed my story. So do you think Jordyn got a Valogram????????!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Irony - Daily Dose of Dylin


Who would steal on Christmas Eve, from a church book store & happen to steal lip gloss that reads CTR (Choose the Right) ???