B.A.N.A.N.A.S

Dylin - "I hate bananas"

Me - "You've always liked bananas and they are good for you."

Dylin - "What do they do for me?"

Me - "They have potassium in them and they also help you not have cramps in your legs."

Dylin paused...

Dylin - "WOWWWW! YOU'RE LIKE A MAGICIAN, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!"

Oh bummer for Megan Fox....

Tyler informed us tonight that he was upset that Megan Fox was not the TOP of Maxim's 100 hotties! He said some other girl made it and Megan was #2....

okay really?

He's 10.... where did he even see or know about Maxim!!

"Mommy It's for FALL....."

Dylin went to Utah with Auntie Rara... this is what she brought me home for a gift....

A magnet taped to a Reeses bag, closed with Nana's hair clip.....

Inside.... Utah leaves.... awwww... She's so CUTE!!!

It's tough being a Kindergartner!

"FIRST UBALL (of all) - I'M TIRED OF COLORING!"

"SECOND UBALL - MY HAND IS GOING TO FALL OFF!"

"THIRD UBALL - I'M GOING TO BED AND NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE ME FINISH MY HOMEWORK!"

Don't be mean to sick kids!

Dylin - "People can't be mean to sick kids and you're being mean by telling me what to wear."

Me - (I thought she was pulling the PKD card but...) "What? You are not sick?!"

Dylin - "Ummmm Yessss! I had boogers this morning!"

Me - "Dylin it's cold, we have to leave...I'm not being mean just hurry!"

Dylin proceeds to stare straight into my eyes with a nasty look on her face and gives me sign language....

(shaking her finger back n forth)

(ME!)

(You!)

(Take this one the way you want, is this a death threat?)

I said, "WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?"

As she waved her head around with the painted snotty look on her face.... she answered quietly but very direct, "Don't mess with me!"

Love taps for Mommy...

We're ordering food at Panera this morning...

Dylin decides for no reason (not like she ever has a reason to do any of the stuff she does) to punch me over and over again.

I looked down at her in the middle of ordering and said, "Hit me again and see what happens!"

Hello... we're talking about Dylin, of course she hit me again!

I finished with the cashier, grabbed her by the arm and dragged her aside...

she said, "WAIT DON'T BEAT ME....I HAVE A GOOD REASON WHY I HIT YOU!" (No, I don't beat my kids, although everyone at Panera thinks I do now).

I said, "Go ahead, let me hear this one..."

Dylin says in her little cutie patootie voice...."Mom I was giving you love taps, and if

someone hits you lightly it only means they love you a little but if someone hits you

hard it means they love you A LOT!"

Are you serious???!!! I'm blown away daily by the process of manipulation by a FIVE year old!

My Big Girl...

Poor Dylie.... all she wanted to do was do her own hair for school this morning.... but we all know how it is to have a comb rolled and rolled in the hair.... it doesn't come out!!

Bonnie & Clyde

Let me remind you that these are the two that taught each other about nutts & crotches .... they are in the same Kindergarten class & both received the 2 awards this last week. Lisa (Drew's Mom) and I showed up to the awards program laughing as we couldn't comprehend how either received an award, together and were dying to know what it was for.

Dylin woke up this morning and said, "Mom, I had the GOODEST dream! I was at school and Mrs. Curtis told me and Drew to go out and steal a car. It was the funnest dream and we did it!"

Holy ???? ... really, I'm scared of this child.

So like their Mama...

I love these girls.... life just wouldn't be the same without them....

Dylin told me this morning that she wasn't getting out of bed to get ready for school because, "I want to stay with you and be ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS!"

Isn't it funny when you listen to a song and don't exactly understand the words.... Jordyn thought tonight when we watched Dancing with the Stars.... "Watch your Body" was "Wash your potty!" She said, "why would they remind you to wash your potty on a singing and dancing show?"

I love driving in the car with just one kid and having one on one time.... you learn a lot of hilarious information! Like tonight.....

Dylin - "Mom how old are you?"

Me - "31."

Dylin - "Is that old?"

Me - "NO!"

Dylin - "Well I don't want to be old, I just want to turn 21 and stay 21."

Me - "I think everyone does, but why do you?"

Dylin - "Because then I can go with Grandma to Bingo at Sunset Station."

My Halloween Crew

Dylin ~ Feisty little kitty cat

Jordyn ~ Flapper

Tyler ~ Old geezer

Isn't Jordyn so pretty?!

Tyler, Drew & Jake ~ The Yankee Nutts!

Sammi, Jordyn & Spencer.... love these girls!

and me & my little kitty...