Boobie-kinz

Yesterday Dylin says as she is looking at a picture of my butt in a bikini, "You're puffy!"

I said, "oh, ok, thanks."

Dylin says, "is that nice?"

I said, "well no Dylin it's not very nice to say things about people's bodies unless it's a nice comment."

Dylin, "Oh well you're not people, you're my Mom."

I'm laying here next to Dylin right now and she laid on my chest and says, "Your boobs are fat."

I laugh, ok.

Dylin says, "is that mean?"

I said, "No it's not mean, but like I said before you shouldn't make comments about peoples bodies and yes I'm a people."

Dylin says, "Ok well then I'll say you're boobs are medium, no I'll just say they are small cause then that is really nice."

Rick pipes in..."Actually Dylin you don't ever want to tell a girl their boobs are small."

Dylin says, "Well Daddy actually all girls have that pokey dot in the middle of their boob and it's small, so I'm right."

(Dylin calls her boobies - boobie-kinz)

M.I.A

As you have noticed, I haven't blogged for a few reasons...

1st Anytime I'm on the computer it is to coupon or to work continuously on the kids school yearbook.

2nd everything that is hilarious is extremely inappropriate. I tend to not have a filter  but for Mary's sake (my mom and yes I call her by her name sometimes, cuz saying "oh Mary" is just funny.) I want to blog everyday, but seriously if I could I would and just most Cenname household scenarios are rated R.