Not sure what you're gonna be for Halloween? Ask Dylin.

Rick asked Dylin, "what should I be for Halloween?"

Dylin said, "Daddy you should be a dick!"

As we both choked, I said, "Dylin do you know what that is?"

She said, "No."

I said, "well it's bad word for penis."

She said, "Well, you should be one anyways!"

This is coming from a child that wants to be a brick for Halloween.

Hang in there Tyler!

He has been checked for swine flu, lymphoma, and still waiting to see the Oncologist/Hematologist and yet if that wasn't enough.....

Baseball Baseball Baseball!!

Look closely at the mangled teeth, they now have a wire brace around them. Hopefully they heal, otherwise they are coming out & they are NOT baby teeth.

Dylin's great solution!

Driving in the car, Tyler insulted Jordyn. Jordyn tells Ty, "that was mean, you hurt my feelings." Dylin said, "lets just hurt everyone's feelings....Jordyn you're fat, Tyler you're ugly!"

Drama Mama Dyl ~

Nothing can be simple with this girl.

She lost her first tooth, we lost the tooth.

She is about to lose her 2nd tooth, she is having a fit that either:

A. The blood will go down her throat and she'll die or

B. She'll swallow it in her sleep and the tooth fairy will go down her throat to get it or

C. If she swallows it, she wants to know if she'll poop it out and we can dig it out of her poop so we can put it under my pillow. Um ya, no thanks!

Best excuse to get out of homework....

Jordyn said, "Mom, when I'm trying to concentrate my head makes this clapping noise, it's like my head doesn't like it when I concentrate." "It bothers me to think!"

She is so my daughter!

Dylin's First Kindergarten Weekly Report

"I WASN'T TALKING, EVERYONE TALKS TO ME, CAUSE I'M EVERYONE'S FAVORITE FRIEND!" "okay, maybe I talked a little, but Mom it's rude to not answer my friends questions."

Your secrets safe with us!

I'm driving with Jordyn, Dylin and their friend in the back of the car.

(I won't use her name because her Mom doesn't know this story, ha ha.)

They are playing Doctor....

I heard little bits and pieces of their roll play but I definitely heard one part...

"DON'T USE THAT, IT GOES ON TYLER'S PENIS!"

Their little friend was pretending she was putting on her doctor mask and picked up Tyler's jock strap cup and put it on her mouth.

Still not a fan of uniforms...

Everyday after school it's like the angel comes in & rips off her halo.

First thing she does....takes off the uniform clothes and puts on....