Nothing can be simple with this girl.
She lost her first tooth, we lost the tooth.
She is about to lose her 2nd tooth, she is having a fit that either:
A. The blood will go down her throat and she'll die or
B. She'll swallow it in her sleep and the tooth fairy will go down her throat to get it or
C. If she swallows it, she wants to know if she'll poop it out and we can dig it out of her poop so we can put it under my pillow. Um ya, no thanks!