Daily Dose of Dylin

Tyler and Jordyn have NEVER liked fictional characters. We don't do pictures with Disney characters, Easter bunny, and of course Santa. Dylin on the other hand wasn't scared of them, she just didn't give a flip that they existed. Until this year! That little conning mind started thinking. Not only did we sit on his lap, but we called him, and told him we loved him. I said, Dylin, "Why do you like Santa all of the sudden?" "Well Mommy, Tyler told me that when kids are bad, they get sh** in their stockings.

Check your child's Homework

Always check your children's homework.
Mommy works at Home Depot and she was selling a snow shovel.
However, now the school thinks Mommy's a pole dancer.

Headache by Tyler

Tyler says you can multiple, divide, add or subtract any of the following numbers...... but you need to use all 5 and your answer should come to 14.
Send him a message in how you did it.

18, 22, 6, 9, 12

I gave up. I keep getting 13 or 15.

Ty's email: SpyTyCenname@aol.com

Stump you by Tyler

Tyler would like to know what you'd fill in the blank with.

Triangle - Circle - Circle
Triangle - Square - Square
Triangle - Square - ___?___

Daily Dose of Dylin

How in the world do you get your kids out the door not looking like this????

Tyler wants to know....

Why did we declare Independence in 1776, when the Revolutionary War didn't end until 1783?

How did we know we were going to win the war?

(Please post your answers or if you don't have a blog account, email him at SpyTyCenname@aol.com. His Mama can never answer these bizzare questions)

Seriously, who thinks like this? He does not know all the answers to his questions, his little crazy brain comes up with stuff like this that doesn't make sense to him, (or anyone).

**The picture is of Tyler & his buddy August pointing to their Great American Challenge Stars. This is the 5th Grade challenge for the kids to memorize & recite the Preamble to the Constitution, The Gettysburg Address, write out States & Capitals, National Anthem, Pledge of Allegiance spelled correctly, and recite the Presidents of the U.S in order. If you didn't catch that, it is for 5th graders, he did it in 2nd grade!
I can brag, because I can not take any credit... He didn't get his smarts from his Mama.