Tyler & Jake decided they wanted cinnamon rolls, they didn't want to ask for help or wait to have them cooked in the oven, so the terds cooked them in the microwave. They were total dough inside...but what was even the bigger shoker is when they were examining them, poking them as they were cooling I heard, "They feel like boobs, nice & soft."
What in the world, how do they know they feel like that!!
