Me - "Dylin we have to leave go to the bathroom!"
Dylin - "I don't have to go!"
Me - "Dylin we are going across town for baseball & I'm not taking you in those nasty bathrooms, go to the bathroom."
Dylin - (stomps her foot) "DAMMIT MOM, I DON'T HAVE TO GO! GEEZE IF I HAVE SOMETHING STUCK IN MY BUTT OR POTTY, I'LL LET YOU KNOW!"